The English language sometimes has a funny way of expressing things. Why the hell do people say things like “Stop beating around the bush” when “Stop f***ing around” is so much easier to say and is more effective? In school we are forced to learn idioms in an attempt to make us more aware of the different aspects of the English language. This in turn helps us not look like idiots when we hear them. Unfortunately there are some people who will try to use these expressions to sound intelligent but I guess it doesn’t always work out …
Our raving begins like this:
My brother and his friend Boobs (aptly named so, due to his feminine shaped chest) had just finished writing their English paper and I thought I’d just skim through it, to see what they are teaching our “bright young leaders of tomorrow”. For most part it was just the usual stuff, until I came across a diagram that looked something like this:
My brother saw me pause at that question and he said “I really didn’t know wtf that was supposed to be”. So I asked him what he wrote, and he said he left it blank.
It was at that point when Boobs killed himself laughing and said “HAHAHAHA your brother is so stupid, he left it blank!!!! It’s SOOO easy!!!!” It was at this point, when I felt like … dammit hell … he says it’s so easy and I’m not sure what the answer is!!
So I started thinking and after a few moments I said, “Is it talking over someone’s head? As if you don’t understand what they’re saying?”
Boobs burst out laughing again and he says “Nah Todd you and your brother are both dumbasses.”
So I ask him wtf is it then?? I didn’t expect Boobs’ superb answer of: “Talk to the hand, cos the face aint listening!!!”
Really now, how did he figure that was the answer based on the figure above. I assure you that the figure is exactly as it was in the exam paper and I don’t see a hand! Do you? If you have any idea as to how he came to that conclusion, please comment on this raving. We would love to get your thoughts and interpretations on this picture and how Boobs came to his answer.
Anyway my brother and I were in tears!!! I found out that I did have the right answer … and Boobs was the idiom idiot!!
Our raving begins like this:
My brother and his friend Boobs (aptly named so, due to his feminine shaped chest) had just finished writing their English paper and I thought I’d just skim through it, to see what they are teaching our “bright young leaders of tomorrow”. For most part it was just the usual stuff, until I came across a diagram that looked something like this:
My brother saw me pause at that question and he said “I really didn’t know wtf that was supposed to be”. So I asked him what he wrote, and he said he left it blank.
It was at that point when Boobs killed himself laughing and said “HAHAHAHA your brother is so stupid, he left it blank!!!! It’s SOOO easy!!!!” It was at this point, when I felt like … dammit hell … he says it’s so easy and I’m not sure what the answer is!!
So I started thinking and after a few moments I said, “Is it talking over someone’s head? As if you don’t understand what they’re saying?”
Boobs burst out laughing again and he says “Nah Todd you and your brother are both dumbasses.”
So I ask him wtf is it then?? I didn’t expect Boobs’ superb answer of: “Talk to the hand, cos the face aint listening!!!”
Really now, how did he figure that was the answer based on the figure above. I assure you that the figure is exactly as it was in the exam paper and I don’t see a hand! Do you? If you have any idea as to how he came to that conclusion, please comment on this raving. We would love to get your thoughts and interpretations on this picture and how Boobs came to his answer.
Anyway my brother and I were in tears!!! I found out that I did have the right answer … and Boobs was the idiom idiot!!
-->In the words of Nelson from the Simpsons – Ha Ha<--
1 comment:
OMFG!!! this is where i can appropriately use the raving (from todd): what 3 things can you NOT give Boobs: a black eye, a fat lip and an education! LMFAO!
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