*** New: Goeffel of the Month***

You know how you get those beauty contests online and magazines? The ones where home-grown honeys or hot chics are suppose to send pictures of themselves IF THEY QUALIFY? Well you always get those selected few whose parents always told them they were beautiful, but the rest of the world does not think so. Now you be the judge!

The Pro-ravings team present to you - GOEFFEL OF THE MONTH FOR MARCH 2009

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And to test the definitions which were outlined for a goeffel in our last post. Please tell us how you feel when you see the following picture? Remember if you get that sick feeling, then she is a SUPER GOEFFEL!!!


How do you feel? Nauseous? Wish you had never checked the blog? Welcome friends to the concept of goeffel and super goeffel. Thanks to our GOEFFEL OF THE MONTH!

--> In the words of Nelson from the Simpson's - Ha Ha! <--

Goeffel

Hey everyone,

We would like to introduce you to another concept. First we brought you the concept of a gold raving, and this time we introduce "Goeffel" (pronounce: goe as the go in golf, and ffel as the word fill or the name Phil).

This word very simply put is the definition for a chic or a guy that is beyond ugly. Some synonyms for this word are:

• Super ugly
• Gravel donkey
• Swamp thing
• Gruck

Goeffel is the word of choice to describe the any chic or guy that would qualify for the bullets above. It is the ugly of the ugly, it does not get any worse than this.

Sometimes you can find one redeeming quality in a person, like maybe she has nice legs, or a nice face etc. You would not use the term goeffel for that person. You could use anyone of the synonyms above, we would prefer if you saved the word goeffel for those instances for when there is nothing left that would be of any interest to anyone.

Having said that though, there is one level worse that goeffel, and than is simply super goeffel. You use this term for when you see someone you immediately feel ill, want to vomit or your family jewels run and hide (guys you know that feeling). I have to admit in my years I have seen many a goeffel, but only 1 or 2 super goeffels. These are when nothing on earth could help and even a beggar would feel sick at the sight of that person.

Right pro ravers, go out enjoy and use the new words freely.

Regards
The pro raving team