If any of you watches ‘The Office’ you will know exactly who Creed is. Always making random comments and jokes, that perhaps should have been left unsaid. We know a real life Creed; a septuagenarian with a sense of humour.
There’s gotta be sometime in your life when you have heard an old wives tale. Crack your knuckles too much and you'll arthritis, eating carrots improves eyesight, masturbation causes blindness / hairy hands, and looking at porn turns your wiener into stone. The list goes on. It’s not unconventional that newer versions of these tales pop up... and we feel it’s our right to laugh when people who make preposterous statements.
Air conditioning can be a real pain or blessing depending if you a fan (excuse the pun) or a hater of it.
Our raving begins like this:
It was a normal day, people were wasting their lives away in front of their desks. The aircon was on full blast. Some of us like it that way. Well this time BananaNippleLover wanted it off.
So she says to Gesh - “Put it off”.
His response “Why ?”
BananaNippleLover replies “Um, I’m getting cold???” She then goes on to state: “Too much air conditioning isn’t good for you!!” With a puzzled expression, Gesh asks her to expand. She sternly replies “Studies show that air conditioning penetrates through your bones causing them to become brittle overtime. This happens through an osmosis process!”
I mean have you ever heard of these studies before??? We sure haven’t!
Gesh challenged her by saying he was gonna ‘Google’ her claim. Now Creed who had been listening to this conversation the entire time, calmly says “So Gesh, ... what you going to google it under...? ....... Bullshit???!!!” Lol lol lol. Everyone was in tears of laughter. Dont mess with Creed - silent but deadly !!
Turns out the worst thing we found was something related to the effects of air conditioning on pug dogs!
1 comment:
We all know who this person is...
this person clearly has the brain of an eggplant
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