Don't get your nuts in a twist ...

At my high school we had a number of guys who would always pretend that they were something they were not. I had this one friend called Moose, who had an event happen to him that defies belief, but it is true.

Our raving begins like this:

The one day Moose did not come to class and being a concerned friend I wanted to know if everything was alright. The school principal, knowing that we are all friends, came to inform us that he was “sick”. We asked what was wrong and he hesitantly replied that Moose had gotten his genitals twisted. So we all laughed thinking that it was just an expression and thought nothing of it.

I phoned Moose on his cell phone; however, he did not answer. I then tried his father’s phone and managed to get through. When I asked him is Moose was alright, he indicated that everything was fine, but he again was hesitant to give a reason as to what was wrong. After some pestering, he finally admitted that his son had gotten his ballas in a twist and had to go to hospital.

It was evident now that the story was true, as two independent sources had provided us with the same reason. Apparently Moose had some how managed to get his genitals twisted in his scrotum. As a result he was in tremendous pain, and missed classes for the next few weeks.

When he finally came back to classes we were all naturally curious, as to how the hell did he manage this? His response – He was sitting at his desk studying and ALL OF A SUDDEN, he felt a sharp pain. Now being a guy I know that this could not be further from the truth. In order to get your nuts in a twist it would require at least some form of violent shaking. It would surely require more force, than you normally exert when you running or exercising.

Here are the facts:

1) Balls in a twist

2) Requires tremendous force

3) He was home alone

4) He claimed – he was sitting at his desk studying

5) He was by NO means a ladies man

Now you tell me, as readers of this blog, what DO YOU THINK he was doing??? I am not going to say what I think, but just imagine how hard he was doing it, for his genitals to actually twist in his scrotum.

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