Tuesday, August 5, 2008

The rules of raving

We apply all of these rules to our ravings, with no exceptions. We encourage you to do the same during your daily lives. The rules which apply to a raving are:

  1. Go big, or go home - You must either go overboard and carry on with the raving, or you dont rave at all. You must either rave as much as you can, as hard as you can or you shut up.
  2. No ravings on NBR's - You are not entitled to rave on Natural Born Retards (NBR's). If they were born like that, we do not rave. We are professionals and are better than that. If they were not born like that and due to some incident became a NBR, then they are not immune to ravings.

1 comment:

hotbuns said...

Are holy people like "panties" also not immune to be raved on? Oh wait I think the answer is yes.